Isaiah 34:7-9
7 And the unicorns shall come down with them, and the bullocks with the bulls; and their land shall be soaked with blood, and their dust made fat with fatness.
8 For it is the day of the LORD’S vengeance, and the year of recompences for the controversy of Zion.
9 And the streams thereof shall be turned into pitch, and the dust thereof into brimstone, and the land thereof shall become burning pitch.
My daugter is in for quite a shock. Here I thought unicorns were all about magic and rainbows. I thought they were cute little horses that would show up to make your entire life better. Turns out they are evil murderous bastards.
OK….I hear the translation complaints already. Say you are right, what other translation errors did your God allow in his book? Just curious.
THEY ARE NOT STUPID ANIMALS THE ONLY STUPID PERSON IS U AND YOU R PROBABLY JUST JEALOUS THAT YOU ARENT ABLE TO BE ONE AND THE BIBLE IS AMAZING !YOU NEED TO READ THE BIBLE!!
Umm….I didn’t say the unicorns were stupid up above. I said that the Bible said they were evil bastards. The only point I made that concerned being stupid was pointed at the book that talks about them like they are real.
And I’m quite glad that I’m not imaginary. I’ve read the Bible cover to cover twice.