Stupid Bible Stories part 34 – F&%^in’ Unicorns

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Isaiah 34:7-9
7  And the unicorns shall come down with them, and the bullocks with the bulls; and their land shall be soaked with blood, and their dust made fat with fatness.
8  For it is the day of the LORD’S vengeance, and the year of recompences for the controversy of Zion.
9  And the streams thereof shall be turned into pitch, and the dust thereof into brimstone, and the land thereof shall become burning pitch.

My daugter is in for quite a shock.  Here I thought unicorns were all about magic and rainbows.   I thought they were cute little horses that would show up to make your entire life better. Turns out they are evil murderous bastards.

OK….I hear the translation complaints already.  Say you are right, what other translation errors did your God allow in his book?  Just curious.

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