Monthly Archives: July 2011

Catholics and transubstantiation – Do they really buy it themselves.

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Transubstantiation is the idea that when you eat the cracker in communion, it literally turns into Christ’s body and blood.  Catholics are supposed to universally believe in this. The Catechism of the Catholic Church III. The Eucharist in the Economy … Continue reading

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Stupid Bible Story part 36 – God is going to spread poop on your face.

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Malachi 2:1-4 1  And now, O ye priests, this commandment is for you. 2  If ye will not hear, and if ye will not lay it to heart, to give glory unto my name, saith the LORD of hosts, I … Continue reading

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Stupid Bible Stories part 35 – God will make you fat.

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Proverbs 28:25 25  He that is of a proud heart stirreth up strife: but he that putteth his trust in the LORD shall be made fat. Well….that certainly explains the obesity issue in the southern US.

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Stupid Bible Stories part 34 – F&%^in’ Unicorns

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Isaiah 34:7-9 7  And the unicorns shall come down with them, and the bullocks with the bulls; and their land shall be soaked with blood, and their dust made fat with fatness. 8  For it is the day of the LORD’S … Continue reading

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Stupid Bible Stories part 33 – Eat your Children.

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Leviticus 26:27-29 27  And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me; 28  Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for … Continue reading

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Stupid Bible Stories 32 – More failed prophecy

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Deuteronomy 7:1 When the LORD thy God shall bring thee into the land whither thou goest to possess it, and hath cast out many nations before thee, the Hittites, and the Girgashites, and the Amorites, and the Canaanites, and the … Continue reading

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Stupid Bible Stories part 31 – Egypt uninhabited

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Ezekiel 29:10 Behold, therefore I am against thee, and against thy rivers, and I will make the land of Egypt utterly waste and desolate, from the tower of Syene even unto the border of Ethiopia. 29:11 No foot of man … Continue reading

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