Stupid Bible Stories part 30 – Biblical Porn

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Song of Solomon 2:3-4
3  As the apple tree among the trees of the wood, so is my beloved among the sons. I sat down under his shadow with great delight, and his fruit was sweet to my taste.
4  He brought me to the banqueting house, and his banner over me was love.

Ummmm…..”sat down under his shadow with great delight, and his fruit was sweet to my taste”

It doesn’t get much more straightforward than that.  It’s pretty obvious we are talking about a BJ here.  I thought that Christians were generally against this sort of thing.

I can’t even put a photo with this one.  I want to stay away from the adult content.

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