Stupid Bible Stories part 28 – God’s Sexy Ass

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Exodus 33:23
23 And I will take away mine hand, and thou shalt see my back parts: but my face shall not be seen.

OK, he doesn’t come right out and SAY he thinks it’s sexy.  But it is the only part of him he shows to Moses.  He must be proud of it somehow.  He won’t show him his face….says so just a couple of lines earlier.  But his ass….have a grand old time admiring it.

And I don’t dare overlook the obvious gay implications here.  I mean God, wants Moses to see his ass.  How could it get more homo-erotic?

Personally, I’m not into checking out other guys asses.  But then I don’t see anything wrong with it either….just not my thing.  I just thought this was something that most of you Christians had a problem with.  I mean the implication is pretty obvious here.

I’ll take it one further…..God is a bottom.

 

If you don’t get that here: http://gaylife.about.com/od/GlossaryB/g/Gay-Sex-Bottom.htm

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