Stupid Bible Stories part 29 – Revelation


Revelation 19:11-13
11  And I saw heaven opened, and behold a white horse; and he that sat upon him was called Faithful and True, and in righteousness he doth judge and make war.
12  His eyes were as a flame of fire, and on his head were many crowns; and he had a name written, that no man knew, but he himself.
13  And he was clothed with a vesture dipped in blood: and his name is called The Word of God.

It’s almost too easy to take potshots at Revelation.  The whole thing reads like a bad acid trip.  The only reason I even bother is the amount of times I’ve been told how prophetic the thing is.

I mean how the hell you think this goofy shit means anything at all escapes me.  You have a story with a guy on a horse with flames for eyes covered in blood here.  Now that could mean just about any war if you want to strech it.  But that isn’t even what it sounds like.

What we have here is the drug induced ravings of someone who is just batshit crazy.  Please stop trying to convince us its any more than that.  It really does say that you think we are idiots.

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