Stupid Bible stories part 22 – Jesus the donkey thief.


Mat 21:1  And when they drew nigh unto Jerusalem, and were come to Bethphage, unto the mount of Olives, then sent Jesus two disciples,
Mat 21:2  Saying unto them, Go into the village over against you, and straightway ye shall find an ass tied, and a colt with her: loose them, and bring them unto me.
Mat 21:3  And if any man say ought unto you, ye shall say, The Lord hath need of them; and straightway he will send them.
Mat 21:4  All this was done, that it might be fulfilled which was spoken by the prophet, saying,

I thought you Christians were against this sort of thing.  The guy clearly sends his disciples to steal a donkey here.  In fact, a donkey and a colt.  That was probably worth a lot of money in this time.

And you wonder why the Romans thought he was a criminal….  I mean killing him might have been extreme, but I can see that there were at least a few reasons.

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