12:3 And there appeared another wonder in heaven; and behold a great red dragon, having seven heads and ten horns, and seven crowns upon his heads.
12:4 And his tail drew the third part of the stars of heaven, and did cast them to the earth: and the dragon stood before the woman which was ready to be delivered, for to devour her child as soon as it was born.
I’ve recently made this my new favorite verse to torment Christians with. I mean the dragon is pretty cool. And he is supposed to show up any day now, which makes it fun when they start talking about the prophacy that supposed to have been fulfilled. I just ask them when the dragon is going to show up. And I point out that it damn well better be a seven headed RED dragon too. A green one or one with only 3 heads just ain’t going to cut it.
But the odd thing here is the dragon isn’t even the stupidest part. That second bit is priceless. It says this dragon is going to knock a third of the stars out of the sky with his tail.
Now, that would have to be one long ass tail to reach even the closest one. But a third of them???? And let’s not forget the fact that stars are huge…and he’s going to knock them down to Earth.
Yes I know…not literal. You do realize that basically means it isn’t real don’t you. Is any of this silly book real? If so, how do you tell?????