Stupid Bible Stories part 19 – Impregnating your daughters

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Genesis 19:33  And they made their father drink wine that night: and the firstborn went in, and lay with her father; and he perceived not when she lay down, nor when she arose.

Genesis 19:34  And it came to pass on the morrow, that the firstborn said unto the younger, Behold, I lay yesternight with my father: let us make him drink wine this night also; and go thou in, and lie with him, that we may preserve seed of our father.

Genesis 19:35  And they made their father drink wine that night also: and the younger arose, and lay with him; and he perceived not when she lay down, nor when she arose.

Genesis 19:36  Thus were both the daughters of Lot with child by their father.

So the best God can do is find a guy who gets drunk and has sex with both his daughters…….wow.

I won’t even bring up the fact that old Lot offered to let a crowd of people rape them earlier.

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