Attempt to build Noah’s Ark

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This is just sad.   Christians are stuck with the story of Noah.  It is probably the stupidest, least possible story that humans have ever managed to dream up, but that doesn’t stop them from believing it.  It is so lame I still haven’t figured out a way to deal with all the crazy crap in it in my “Stupid Bible Story” series.  I mean there is so much material here I don’t even know where to start.

If they really wanted to prove it, all they need to do is try to duplicate it.  Never mind that the engineers say that building it out of wood just won’t work.  Well…apparently a guy has built one.

Now, if you really want to make a point you build it out of all wood.  Note the bottom of this one is a modern steel barge.  And of course there is steel reinforcing and bolts and nails all though it.

But I’ll make him a deal here.  I’ll still concede the point if he can load it up with two of every animal and fourteen of the “clean” animals (whatever that means) and put enough food on it to make it for a whole year.

I mean really guys….if you want to make a point do what the scientists do and actually make one.  This type of thing just looks desperate when anyone thinks about it for more than ten seconds.

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