Stupid Bible Stories part 16 – Can’t let just anyone in

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Deuteronomy 23:1 KJV  He that is wounded in the stones, or hath his privy member cut off, shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD.

OK….not that kind of “stones” I know.  But what was I going to use that wouldn’t get this site marked as adult content on Google?

I guess that you have to draw the line somewhere.  I mean Christians can’t just let everyone in can they?

But what does having your man parts crushed have to do with it?  I mean it’s bad enough God left this happen to the poor guy, but now he can’t go into the Temple and thank God for his wonderful loving nature and his crushed nuts.  Well…crushed or cut off.

Then again, if God let this happen to you, why the %$#& would you WANT to thank him for anything.  Apparently you kissing his ass before he had them crushed wasn’t doing it for him.

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