Stupid Bible Stories part 9 – Crazy women hacking off foreskins

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Exodus 4:24  And it came to pass by the way in the inn, that the LORD met him, and sought to kill him.
4:25  Then Zipporah took a sharp stone, and cut off the foreskin of her son, and cast it at his feet, and said, Surely a bloody husband art thou to me.
4:26  So he let him go: then she said, A bloody husband thou art, because of the circumcision.

I’m not really sure what God’s fascination with the penis is, but there clearly is one.  I have to assume that it isn’t designed the way he thought it should be because for some reason he wants us to chop part of it off.

He wants this so much so that he wants to kill Moses because his son didn’t have his chopped.

Ordinary I wouldn’t say that someone married to a crazy woman is lucky, but in this case it did save him.  She grabbed a rock and hacked it off right there saving Moses from God.

I just hope it didn’t get infected.  Ouch….

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