Stupid Bible Stories part 10 – Naked boys


(Mark 14:51 KJV)  And there followed him a certain young man, having a linen cloth cast about his naked body; and the young men laid hold on him:
(Mark 14:52 KJV)  And he left the linen cloth, and fled from them naked.

OK….I know you Christians have a problem with even the hint of anyone being gay.  So WTF??????

This is from when Jesus was being arrested.  Apparently a naked guy wrapped in a linen sheet was following him around.  This ended up in the oldest recorded streaking incident of all time.

Now I see where the Priests get it.  Although it should have been pretty obvious from the start.  I mean what are the odds of a 33 year old man who never had a girlfriend and who hung out with 12 men is straight?  After you think about it, having naked boys following you around isn’t a bit shocking.  In fact it seems right in line with the rest.

Do you think deciple  Jesus loved was jealous????

(John 20:2 KJV)  Then she runneth, and cometh to Simon Peter, and to the other disciple, whom Jesus loved, and saith unto them, They have taken away the Lord out of the sepulchre, and we know not where they have laid him.

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