Monthly Archives: September 2010

Stupid Bible Stories part 11 – David hacking off foreskins

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(1 Samuel 18:25 KJV)  And Saul said, Thus shall ye say to David, The king desireth not any dowry, but an hundred foreskins of the Philistines, to be avenged of the king’s enemies. But Saul thought to make David fall … Continue reading

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Stupid Bible Stories part 10 – Naked boys

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(Mark 14:51 KJV)  And there followed him a certain young man, having a linen cloth cast about his naked body; and the young men laid hold on him: (Mark 14:52 KJV)  And he left the linen cloth, and fled from … Continue reading

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Stupid Bible Stories part 9 – Crazy women hacking off foreskins

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Exodus 4:24  And it came to pass by the way in the inn, that the LORD met him, and sought to kill him. 4:25  Then Zipporah took a sharp stone, and cut off the foreskin of her son, and cast … Continue reading

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Stupid Bible Stories part 8 – Mailing body parts to friends

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Judges 19:29  And when he was come into his house, he took a knife, and laid hold on his concubine, and divided her, together with her bones, into twelve pieces, and sent her into all the coasts of Israel. OK, … Continue reading

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Why don’t Christian read the Bible?

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I came to the conclusion some years ago that most Christians I’d met haven’t got a clue what the Bible says.  I’ve had them tell me I was lying about this or that on many, many occasions when I was … Continue reading

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Stupid Bible Stories part 7 – Kill your son.

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Gen 22:6  And Abraham took the wood of the burnt offering, and laid it upon Isaac his son; and he took the fire in his hand, and a knife; and they went both of them together. Gen 22:7  And Isaac … Continue reading

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Does the Bible say the Earth is flat?

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Isiah 40:22  It is he that sitteth upon the circle of the earth, and the inhabitants thereof are as grasshoppers; that stretcheth out the heavens as a curtain, and spreadeth them out as a tent to dwell in: Job 26:7  … Continue reading

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Stupid Bible Stories part 6 – Towers to Heaven

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Genesis  11:4 And they said, Come, let us build us a city, and a tower, whose top may reach unto heaven, and let us make us a name; lest we be scattered abroad upon the face of the whole earth. … Continue reading

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Stupid Bible Stories part 5 – Living in a Fish

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Jonah 1:17 Now the LORD had prepared a great fish to swallow up Jonah. And Jonah was in the belly of the fish three days and three nights. Yes, contrary to popular belief it really does say “fish” and not … Continue reading

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Stupid Bible Stories part 4 – The Entire New Testament

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OK….I’ve been debating how to handle this one.  I usually start by posting a bit of the story I’m talking about, but this is just too long.  I’m going to assume that everyone gets the basics and that’s what I’m … Continue reading

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