Genesis 2:18-20 KJV
(18) And the LORD God said, It is not good that the man should be alone; I will make him an help meet for him.
(19) And out of the ground the LORD God formed every beast of the field, and every fowl of the air; and brought them unto Adam to see what he would call them: and whatsoever Adam called every living creature, that was the name thereof.
(20) And Adam gave names to all cattle, and to the fowl of the air, and to every beast of the field; but for Adam there was not found an help meet for him.
Yes that’s right, God and Adam went though every animal looking for a mate for Adam.
Now it’s bad enough God managed to get the male/female thing right for all the other animals but then he somehow screwed it up for Adam. But this idiot decided to check out all those animals first. So just picture him and Adam going though 30,000 different beetles. Adam has to name each one mind you and yes just like the painting he’s naked as the day he was born. Oh….well it was the day he was born as if that might make it LESS stupid.
While they are at it they are checking them out to see if this is somehow compatible as a mate for Adam.
Did he forget that he made them? Does he think that a human might just go for a goat? The whole thing really is too stupid for words.